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		<title>Operation Pot Points: Drug dealers must get stoned</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Jun 2009 21:57:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Marijuana confiscated in Penitas, Texas, had an interesting message written on some of the packages: "Obama-USA."

Not so fast reader/narc, you'll have to roll back Operation Thunder Thighs for a moment here. The idea that Obama had drugs shipped to him from Mexico, with his name written on them, is flimsy. Sure, he inhaled in the past, but that's not the point.

The Penitas police chief believes that the dealers are "trying to mock the president's effort to fight drugs." It makes you wonder how certain drug dealers may try to mock University police.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kneethendia.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6028774&amp;post=218&amp;subd=kneethendia&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Why I&#8217;ll never write a graduation speech/farewell column</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Jun 2009 21:54:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA["Thank you Chancellor, it is truly an honor to speak to (dramatic pause) the University of Illinois Class of 2009 (applause)."

Since I've been at the Daily Illini for 2.5 years I feel as though it's necessary to write a self-congratulatory farewell column. Now is the perfect time to pen this, since for the last two weeks in print I was "Sunjay" and the chances of a three-peat error are slim.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kneethendia.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6028774&amp;post=216&amp;subd=kneethendia&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Obama cannot shake hands with a clenched fist or our enemies</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Jun 2009 21:51:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The threat alert for our great nation has been red for the past week. Not literally red per se, since according to the Homeland Security Advisory System our current level is an “elevated” yellow, signally only a significant risk of terrorist attack.

But that system is flawed. It doesn’t calculate the exponential increase in probability of a terrorist attack when the catalyst for said terrorist attack is an elected official of the United States of America who lives at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kneethendia.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6028774&amp;post=214&amp;subd=kneethendia&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Mothers addicted to the internet</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Jun 2009 21:49:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hello Mothers. It's really very cute that you wuv your wittle baby enough to visit this Mom's Weekend.

But since, in all likelihood, you'll be hearing that plenty of times this weekend, I thought we could veer away from the topic of how great your son or daughter is for a moment.

The craft show can wait. This is an intervention to break your addiction to the Internet.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kneethendia.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6028774&amp;post=212&amp;subd=kneethendia&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Investigative report on applying to higher education</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Jun 2009 21:46:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Mr. Kumar: We are thrilled to inform you that you have been accepted to the prestigious (program) at (University). Our open house will be on ...

Dear Mr. Kumar: We sincerely apologize and regret to inform you that due to an administrative error, an e-mail sent out two hours ago accepting you into our college was a mistake. Our committee has decided not to offer you admission at this time. While this news may be disappointing now, we hope it does now discourage you from ...

If you are applying, or have ever applied to a school, you know how devastating it would be to receive the two e-mails mentioned above.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kneethendia.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6028774&amp;post=210&amp;subd=kneethendia&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Own something from Neverland Ranch (Retitled &#8220;Michael Jackson: The King of Pop&#8221;)</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Jun 2009 17:01:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The "King of Pop" Michael Jackson is holding a five-day auction in LA this month.

Yes, you read that correctly.

If you have the money, you can own something from Neverland Ranch. Now if that's something that really gets you going, I would suggest you stop reading here.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kneethendia.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6028774&amp;post=208&amp;subd=kneethendia&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Thanks, but no thanks: I would rather not be the Model Minority</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Jun 2009 16:59:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The nominees for the Forbes New Model Minority Award are:

African Americans for producing Barack Obama, the new President of the United States. East Asian Americans, a past winner in the 1960s, for seeking advanced education and higher earnings. Indian Americans for producing spelling bee champs.

Mexican Americans for accounting for 9 percent of the nation's population. Middle Eastern Americans for showing the post 9/11 world that not everyone hates America. And "Those other guys" for giving Americans who are unsure of a person's ethnicity a moniker by which to label them.

And the winner is ... drum roll ... INDIANS! Applause.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kneethendia.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6028774&amp;post=206&amp;subd=kneethendia&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Who watches &#8216;Watchmen&#8217;? Pastor David Wilkerson</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Jun 2009 16:54:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>sujay721</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Kumar's Journal: March 7, 2009

Solo cups on street this morning, crushed cans and shattered bottles next to sewers. Broken railings on ground.

Unofficial was a choice. They followed the parade of leprechauns and cheap booze through Green Street.

Now the nation is about to go up in flames, and we're standing holding our St. Patrick's Day shirts, and suddenly no one knows how to put a fire out.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kneethendia.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6028774&amp;post=204&amp;subd=kneethendia&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>A third ode to Unofficial St. Patrick&#8217;s Day</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Jun 2009 16:51:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Newspaper Drinking Game. Drink anytime the following words appear: crunk, wasted, loaded, tanked, buzzed, blackout, tipsy, plastered and common sense.

This is not a condemnation of drinking excessively,

Nor is it a public service announcement on the joys of sobriety.

If this page helps you avoid a crunk'ed up drunk

Or the black and white pages absorb regurgitated chunks,

Then you might as well get a message that may be of use

Even if it requires a tipsy reading of a D-grade Dr. Seuss.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kneethendia.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6028774&amp;post=202&amp;subd=kneethendia&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>A letter for the purple folder</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Jun 2009 16:48:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Barack H. Obama

The White House

1600 Pennsylvania Avenue

NW Washington, D.C. 20500

It's only one stick of a commemorative Barack Obama stamp on the top right-hand corner away from being mailed.

A sealed envelope with my name on it addressed to the White House. That may be considered a terrorist attack and grounds enough to send me a one-way ticket to Guantanamo Bay. Then again, if former President Bush never read his mail, there may be no precedent for this.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kneethendia.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6028774&amp;post=200&amp;subd=kneethendia&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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