The threat alert for our great nation has been red for the past week. Not literally red per se, since according to the Homeland Security Advisory System our current level is an “elevated” yellow, signally only a significant risk of terrorist attack.
But that system is flawed. It doesn’t calculate the exponential increase in probability of a terrorist attack when the catalyst for said terrorist attack is an elected official of the United States of America who lives at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.
Now that I’ve had a week to let things simmer, we can have a rational discussion about the international incident that occurred at the Summit of the Americas last Friday.
The incident in question was, when at the meeting in Trinidad and Tobago, President Barack Hussein Obama was photographed smiling and shaking hands with evil Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez.
Chavez has been known for being a prime candidate for the position of emperor, if there ever were an election, for an Anti-America Galactic Empire. His resume includes calling President Dubya the devil and, as recently as last month, calling Obama an ignoramus.
It would be an egregious understatement to say that Obama’s jovial attitude toward an enemy is irresponsible. Republican Sen. John Ensign said just that in reference to the repercussions that Obama’s act may have on the diabolical schemes of other anti-American leaders in the world.
Dick Cheney, a veritable Darth Vader, reasoned that Obama’s friendliness to Chavez will lead to the emergence of anti-American “foes” motivated by the apparent weakness of the President of the United States.
Cheney went on to state that the reverberations of Obama’s “cozying up” to Chavez will lead millions of South Americans to have the wrong impression of the standard that this administration has set when dealing with the region.
The ex-vice president believes that the leader of the free world has to be strong and that it is “disturbing“ that Obama is apologizing “profusely” wherever he goes.
Before we allow the President to defend himself, it would benefit us to take a quick look at the evolution of the menacing handshake.
Handshaking began sometime after the development of hands to communicate a camaraderie between two people. The next stage of experimental shaking was pioneered by Will Smith and Jazz in “The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.”
But then an evil shift occurred and tainted handshakes by making them an integral part of back alley drug deals and scenes in movies where bad guys agree to do bad things with other bad guys.
The President seems to have a warped view of handshakes: “It’s unlikely that as a consequence of me shaking hands or having polite conversation with Mr. Chavez that we are endangering the strategic interests of the United States.”
This fluffy “we can all be friends” attitude seems to stem from the relationship Obama has forged with his Portuguese water dog Bo.
But the violation of integrity far transgressed the realm of handshakes. Chavez gifted Obama a copy of “Open Veins of Latin America,” a book about American Imperialism.
In response to this, Obama said that it was a “nice gesture” to give him a book, and that he’s a “reader.”
This sort of realist naivete and optimism that foreign policy involves not only military intervention but humanitarian gestures and diplomatic courtesy, seems to be typical for Obama as he heads into his 100th day as President.
Long gone is the age when our nation refused to deal with rogue regimes in fear of legitimizing their practices and we could look an enemy in the eye and say, “You’re either with us or against us. But don’t shake our hand because you’re against us.”
4.24.09